i have a neice who is three, she has huge blue eyes and long light brown hair with blond streaks. she is one of the funniest people i know!

my brother (the king of inappropriate) taught her to say; "farts are awesome" she says it
'farts rawe-some" another personal favorite is ella are you on crack? she looks at you and says "no, i'm not on crrrrack" it has become a running joke within my family. a few days ago i was at my moms with Will, my sister in law came to visit with my niece and nephew, and with all three kids running around we began to smell something unpleasent and started checking diapers, both boys were clean so my SIL asked my neice if she farted....she said
"no, but i farted on the way here" completely serious.

earlier this week i was watching her and my nephew and son and her house, i wanted to clean up the mess the boys made eating lunch so i asked her, ella where does mommy keep the broom.
she looked at me very seriously spread her arms out in an i don't know motion and said "
i think we are all out of brooms.."

i had taken her to preschool earlier in the day and picked her up. after we had been home a while i noticed she only had one shoe on, i asked her where the other one was and after thinking about for a moment she said " i think we left it at school" i had to think about it but no she had it when i picked her up, right? i mean i would have noticed if she had only one shoe on...i think! after a minute i decided she did have two shoes on, but i had been chasing a walker and a crawler on very little sleep all day...

speaking of preschool, i got lost on the way and turned around cause i thought i had gone too far, she spoke up from the back-what did we forget? i explained i went the wrong way and she told me that her school was the other way, so i turned back around but called my mom who has done this before to check, i explained all this and my mom said alison, your listening to a three year old!

never a dull moment when ella is around!